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?Hello and welcome to Greg's Christmas 2009
? My mission is to bring Christmas to your desk top and to offer you the best of the world wide web under one web site.
It is the love of The Holiday season that gave me the idea to start my web site to share with you!
? I will continue to add more so i ask of you never be a stranger and come back soon.
This is what i offer you and more to come!



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Christmas Humor This is how not to shop for Christmas! You know there nothing like a good Christmas story to get you in the holiday mood!!



" I told Santa you were good this year....and

He hasn't stopped laughing since!

How To Tell If You Are A Grinch

How to Tell if You're a Grinch

1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name.


2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your
own supply.

3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer.

4. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children.

5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a
Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress your friends.

6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas day.
claiming you are stuck in a phone booth.

7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for
later consumption at home.

8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own [Southern
California only, others ignore].

9. After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced
fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made.

10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite no-no.